What`s your -

[queencharlotte]

- favourite limerick?

[DTCwordfan]

There once was a girl named Queen Charlotte
Who made extra cash as a harlot
She screwed a producer
Who tried to seduce her
And now shes a Hollywood Starlet

[Answerprancer]

There was an old lady from Ealing...
(you know the rest)

[Answerprancer]

Second favourite:
The was an old man from Australia
Who painted his @rse like a dahlia
Tuppence a smell was all very well
But thruppence a lick was a failia

[BAKERS DOZEN]

There was a young man from Kent
Whose tool was exceedingly bent
To save himself trouble
He stuck it in double
And instead of coming he went.

[mike11111]

There was a young lady called Alice,
Used a dynamite stick as a phallus,
They found her vagina
In North Carolina,
And bits of her tits down in Dallas.

[Answerprancer]

LMFAO

[stokemaveric]

wait until the ed reads that1then mike...you will be banned lol...but it is funny....

[mike11111]

That's quite tame. You should have read the toilet wall in A stairs, Hatfield College Durham, 1972.

[mightyWBA]

There was a young man from Belbroughton.....(It's near Stourbridge)
Who had an incredibly short one
To make up for his loss
He had the balls of an 'oss
and a kick like a 650 Norton
:-)

[queencharlotte]

From the crypt of the church of St. Giles
Came a scream that resounded for miles.
Said the vicar, "Good Gracious!
Has Father Ignatius
Forgotten the Bishop has piles?"

Don1t understand it but it rhymes well with good scansion.

[mike11111]

"Don't understand it "
Yeah, that'll be right!

[DTCwordfan]

why would he be banned, it sounds like your average Essex Chavesse on a Saturday night

There was a young lady called Alice,
Used a dynamite stick as a phallus,
They found her vagina
In an Essex Diner
And her tits all over Buckingham Palace

[scotman]

There was a young fellow named Tucker
Who, instructing a novice ***,
Said, "Don't blow out your lips
Like an elephant's hips;
The boys like it best when you pucker."

A pansy who lived in Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room,
And they argued a lot
About who would do what
And how and with which and to whom.


A neurotic young playboy named Gleason
Liked boys for no tangible reason.
A frontal lobotomy
Cured him of sodomy
But ruined his plans for the season.

[micmak]

Mark as best answer Queen C

[cupid04]

There was once a queer from Khartoum
who took a lesbian up to his room
they spent the whole night
in a hell of a fight
over who should do what to whom.

[BAKERS DOZEN]

Notice all these seem to be on the same subject. What a mucky lot we are tonight!

[mike11111]

I've got an awful feeling that this thread will run longer than Bobbi's "Remember when".

[scotman]

http://rictornorton.co.uk/limerick.htm

[stokemaveric]

the sky was dark the moon was high me and her all alone
her skin so soft her legs so fine i ran my hand along her spine
i remember my fear my fast beating heart
she slowly spread her legs apart
and when she did i felt no shame as all the white stuff came
at last it was finished its all over now
it wasnt that bad..my first time milking a cow...

[mike11111]

Obscure one, only funny when you are three sheets to the wind

There was a young fellow called Lee,
Who was stung on the neck by a wasp.
When asked if it hurt
He said, "No, not at all"
It can do it again if it likes.