Rhyming slang

[SpikeyBush]

I'm an Essex boy, a bit of a geezer, well versed in the ol' cockney rhyming slang. Worked in Dublin for 10 years, they have their own rhyming slang but it aint half as well known. Who else has unknown rhyming slang?

[SpikeyBush]

Chelmsford for my sins!

[SpikeyBush]

And no I have never had a Ford Capri or XR3

[ChuckFickens]

LOL, that makes you about as much of a geezer as Mahatma Gandhi!

[horseshoes]

Mike I thought you were a fellow Cymro.

[mike11111]

Nid Cymro ydy i, ond dw i'n siarad tipyn bach o'r Gymraeg.

[ChuckFickens]

I remember Chelmsford when they used to have a decent livestock market, lol "

Dukes?

[mike11111]

That should be ydw, by the way.

[horseshoes]

Dai iawn ch'di Mike:-)))

[Maydup]

Blimey Chelmsford? That's almost in Suffolk. Nuff said.

[ELVIS68]

Eddie, I had a run in with a Turkish bloke at work who said " You`re having a scooby"

I said "You mean Bubble"..he said "No scooby"

I tried to explain Scooby Doo = clue and Bubble Bath = Laugh but he wouldn`t have it


Stupid captain!

[ChuckFickens]

hey. I'm from Braintree... we thought the one's in Dukes had a bit of breeding in them, that's what we went there for :)

[Lore]

After work a few of us went to the pub, ordered some chips for the table. The barman came over and asked.... 'have you finished your jockies?' It took me right back to my childhood when my dad used to say it. :)

[sandyRoe]

Why would a chap have a cudgel in his motor, I wonder. Is it that rough in Essex?

[ELVIS68]

Eddie the pub is shut, a beer some other time mate