So I’m all dressed up for my friend’s wedding and because I’ve put on some extra pounds lately I thought the only way I’m going to feel comfortable I’m going to invest in one of those girdles, or fat pants how there sometimes refererred to, so because I’ve coupled those with the slidiest skirt ever I had a moment at my friend’s house before the bus came to pick us up for the wedding. Picture the scene, my friend’s dog was doing the rounds at her house, making himself known to everyone, well as we’re leaving the house I just assume her dog is getting friendly and as I go down to pat him I realise that nope that is not my friend’s dog, that is actually my skirt – my skirt round my ankles!!!! Anyway what I want to know is when was the last time you were caught with your pants down, in other words, found yourself in an embarrassing situation?
My friend was doing a dancefloor can-can, at a wedding reception, where her arms were around the girls on either side and being held by the girls on either side of them.....
......perhaps she shouldn't have worn a boob-tube.....:o)
By the time she had managed to wrestle her arms free to hide her modesty she had been captured by every camera in the place.....several times.
She still blushes when she hears DMRs 'Come on Eileen'.......:D
I picked up my skirt twirled it like a matador cape and used it to hide my embarrassment
Have had other embarrassing experiences including the pale swimsuit that went transparent, on Brighton Beach...and the very low front dress that really needed T1t tape but I'd run out...
I have also had a very near miss while proudly walking along in my very nice, boob tube cocktail dress in cornwall on a night out with my sisters several years ago... fortunately middle sister happened to grab the offending dress before nipple outage.
White bikini that went completely see through in a public swimming pool. I had to wait till the pool was empty before I could get out and make a mad dash for the changing rooms.
I've got a bit of a sturdy rump so I do have a problem with tearing trousers, one time it was right up the bum in the middle of the office (putting some boxes on a low shelf, i had to tie my jumper round my waist and run to the toilets to staple them together!
I've also split a pair working in the bar.. I was going commando at the time, I don't think anyone noticed though.
My sister had a fight in a nightclub with another girl many, many years ago (classy I know), both of them ended up standing in the middle of the dancefloor in nothing but knickers, suspender belt and stockings. Strangely none of the men in the club seemed in a hurry to stop the violence. Shameful!!! ;)