Crosswords1 min ago
3 Blokes & The Devil.
Three blokes die and go to hell.
When they arrive the devil informs them that he is going to remove their penises.
"Oh, how are you going to do it", asks one of the blokes.
"Whatever your fathers jobs was, that's how I'll remove them" says the devil.
So he calls over the first bloke "Your father was a lumberjack... So I'll cut it off with a saw"
To the second one he says "Your father was a blacksmith... So I'm going to burn it off"
As he calls the third bloke over he notices he's smiling.
"Why are you smiling, you just watched me remove your friends penises" says the devil.
"I know" replies the bloke "but my father worked for 'Walls Icecream' and was the manager of the Ice Lolly dept."
When they arrive the devil informs them that he is going to remove their penises.
"Oh, how are you going to do it", asks one of the blokes.
"Whatever your fathers jobs was, that's how I'll remove them" says the devil.
So he calls over the first bloke "Your father was a lumberjack... So I'll cut it off with a saw"
To the second one he says "Your father was a blacksmith... So I'm going to burn it off"
As he calls the third bloke over he notices he's smiling.
"Why are you smiling, you just watched me remove your friends penises" says the devil.
"I know" replies the bloke "but my father worked for 'Walls Icecream' and was the manager of the Ice Lolly dept."
Answers
1 to 4 of 4
Excellent Jem. I have a chesty cough at the moment and laughing at your joke has set me off wheezing :-)
18:40 Tue 31st Jan 2012
1 to 4 of 4
Related Questions
Sorry, we can't find any related questions. Try using the search bar at the top of the page to search for some keywords, or choose a topic and submit your own question.