Stupid answers

[tinkerbell23]

I once read a list of really funny but totally ridiculous answers to problems a person may have?

Might have been from a ladz mag?

Really daft like "if u cant do X ...simply do X" and it was totally stupid!?


Any ideas??

Xx

[shoota]

Half past six

[beejay1124]

how many letters ?

[Old_Geezer]

Probably from Viz magazine.

[China Doll]

I think the monkey did it.

[craft1948]

Viz is excellent................

[seadogg]

upside down in a hammock

[tinkerbell23]

Ill have a google?

It was an email or a link...god its really annoying me

Always goes like (made up example)

Blah blah blah? Simply cut off your arm and blah blah blah

Totally ridiculous anctedotes xx

[naomi24]

What? :o/

[mike11111]

I remember the Viz from thirty years ago. I used to have dreams about the Fat Slags.

[ummmm]

I don't smoke.

[Cockney_si]

Yeah Viz Magazine, silly stuff like the one in the advert they used once about "don't buy wall to wall carpet, simply strap two carpet tiles to your feet"

[tinkerbell23]

Och its so hard to describe but it would be something so stupid like

"sore head and no painkillers? Simply cut off your head"

Or equally as ridiculous!? Xx

[tinkerbell23]

Cockney thats EXACTLY what i mean!????????

Any links to stuff like that x

[Zacs-Master]

http://www.viz.co.uk/toptips.html

[jno]

http://viz.co.uk/toptips.php

[Old_Geezer]

Convince friends that you have a high powered job in the City by leaving for work at 6 am every morning, arriving home at 10 at night, never keeping social appointments and dropping down dead at the age of 36.

[DTCwordfan]

I enjoyed their article about farting in space-suits many years ago, very surreal and my ex could have learnt a few things.....

[Cockney_si]

Reminds me of the bumper stickers people used to have....

Save water - Bath with a friend
Avoid arguments by immediately punching anyone who disagrees with you
Make love not war - see driver for details

[jd_here]

Pass me a glass of red!

[tinkerbell23]

I actually LOVE you guys!!! Thanks!

That was really annoyn me and dead hard to explain!!!

Do you find them funny!? Xxx