A Little white-haired old lady calls her neighbour....

[askyourgran]

"Hello Jack" she said, "can you help me I'm stuck with a real hum-dinger of a jigsaw and I can't seem to get started with it" Jack decided to go across to help her, and she shows him into the front room where the jigsaw is spread over the table. "Well" said Jack, "first of all you'd better tell me what it is supposed to be when it's finished". "It's a jigsaw of a rooster" she said and she showed him the box with the picture on it. "Oh I see" he said "why not make us both a cup of tea, then we can sit calmly and quietly, and then............we can put the cornflakes back in the box."

[Flyhalf]

He's called Jack - a fount of common sense (Mrs BJ might disagree, but .....)

[askyourgran]

Lol BJ it was a Jack who told me the joke too.
I'm supposed to have watched Mrs Brown, Catchthewind, I don't remember it being on that, but it is a bit quickfire sometimes prob missed it.

[Jemisa]

AYG, I heard it a while back as a 'Blonde' joke, it was funny then & I still find it funny with the Dear old lady. (Was it you?)

jem.

[missprim]

It could be any of us one day :-)

[Jemisa]

Never mind "one day" mp (tee-hee)

jem

[starone]

te-hee to answers as well as joke.

[Mosaic]

Very good!

[tenrec]

Good job we don't eat cornflakes in this house!

[marval]

lol