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Just Thinking
Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.
I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
Follow your dreams, but not the one in which you’re naked in the supermarket squeezing the chickens to see if an egg comes out.
What do you do if a bird sh*ts on your car?
Dump her immediately she must have no class!
Why don't men know the meaning of fear?
They only know one four-letter word beginning with F.
'Déjà Moo': The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
My parents wanted me to be learn to make ice cream, so they sent me to sundae school
My dentist won the dentist of the year competition.
His prize was a little plaque.
In order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent.
Whereas a woman requires only 4% talent & the remaining is only 36-24-36.
A man opened a dry-cleaning business next door to the convent.
He knocked on the door and asked the Mother Superior if she had any dirty habits.
The local farmer had a cow that wouldn't give milk
It said it was an udder failure
I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
Follow your dreams, but not the one in which you’re naked in the supermarket squeezing the chickens to see if an egg comes out.
What do you do if a bird sh*ts on your car?
Dump her immediately she must have no class!
Why don't men know the meaning of fear?
They only know one four-letter word beginning with F.
'Déjà Moo': The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
My parents wanted me to be learn to make ice cream, so they sent me to sundae school
My dentist won the dentist of the year competition.
His prize was a little plaque.
In order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent.
Whereas a woman requires only 4% talent & the remaining is only 36-24-36.
A man opened a dry-cleaning business next door to the convent.
He knocked on the door and asked the Mother Superior if she had any dirty habits.
The local farmer had a cow that wouldn't give milk
It said it was an udder failure
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