The Hat...

[Jemisa]

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight
so that it would not be blown away in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward
but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes
and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied,
"Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old.

I just bought this bloody hat yesterday!"

[phleb]

lol

[magicmick]

:)

[magicmick]

Jem I see a lot of your jokes on a Canadian site called Zoomers instead of a joke section they have a laugh out loud lol section it is very good with a lot of good jokes. You can become a member as I am, like ab the jokes are monitered, race, religion etc. If you are not allready on it give it two coats of looking at I think you will like it. mm

[Jemisa]

No mm I don't know that one. Actually a lot of my joles come from emails I'm sent from emates all over the world. Mind you some I have to censur and some are blocked by the Ed. I hope you are enjoying the ones that do get through. (I'm after badge no/ 3)

jem.

[JonnyBoy12]

Hats off to you, Jem, for posting this joke on here! 'Hats' a very funny joke.

[owdhamer]

Nice one jem.