Ab Carols - Day One.

[DTCwordfan]

A number of carols have been tweaked in recent days for ABers' use in the run into Christmas and not many of you have been spared, some 250 of you have been included.

A couple a day shall be published, so don't despair if you haven't been included. For the few of this who wish to be seasonal killjoys, just don't bother reading them! However, it is all meant as a bit of silly fun.

So Carol 1

Oh, come, all ABers faithful,
Joyful and triumphant!
Oh, come ye, oh, come ye to Ed’s mayhem;
Come and behold him
Born the LieInKing lover of bagels:
Oh, come, let us adore him,
Oh, come, let us adore him,
Oh, come, let us adore him,
Gnome and Ed.

Highest, most holey,
Bight and Bight of caramel,
Born by a vet surgeon,
A Lion he comes;
Cat and a Father
Now in Purina Ads appearing!
Oh, come, let us adore him,
Oh, come, let us adore him,
Oh, come, let us adore him,
Gnome and Ed.

Sing, choirs of ABers,
Sing in exultation,
Sing, all ye citizens of AB above!
Glory to Ed
Needs the highest chair:
Oh, come, let us adore him,
Oh, come, let us adore him,
Oh, come, let us adore him,
Gnome and Ed.

Yea, LIK, we greet thee,
Drunk this happy morning;
ZacsMaster , to thee be an ale given!
Word of Venator,
Flat in flesh appearing!
Oh, come, let us adore him,
Oh, come, let us adore him,
Oh, come, let us adore him,
Gnome and Ed.


Carol 2

O little town of JTH-ahem,
How still we see thee lie!
Above thy deep and Em-less sleep
The jno stars go by.
Yet in AB streets shineth
The everlasting goodlife Light;
The hopes and fears of sandyroe’s years
Are met in AB to-night.

O truthabound’s stars, together
Proclaim the WatchTower birth!
And praises sing to a Lilacben,
And peace to ABers on R&S “earth”.
For Lazygun is after JWers
And atheists gathered all above,
While Cruciformist sleeps, the Night Owls keep
Their vigil of post-midnight musical love.

How silently, how silently,
The wildwood gift is given;
So Jem imparts to AB hearts
The comedy of Her Heaven.
No ear may hear Her coming,
But in this Marval of sin,
Where meek souls will receive Starbuckone’s still,
Then Ludwig enters in.

Where Body and Soulers pure and happy
Pray to the Beguiled,
Where advice cries out to we,
Gordie needs remedy for her piles;
Where Sqad stands watching
And Tinks holds wide the under-door,
The dark recesses wakes, the bottom glory breaks,
And Sqad’s Christmas comes once more.

O little town of JTH-and-Em,
Brighton to us, Jogger prays!
Cast out Blackpool and enter in,
Switzerland for her to-day.
We hear the AB sages,
The Euphemia dosages tell;
O come to us, abide with us,
Our Sqad’s Ibuprofen, O Hell!

Hope you enjoy them and have a wee laugh...
My best wishes to all mentioned here!

[Lie-in King]

Lol! Best wishes to you too, DT :-))

[tonyav]

Now in Purina Ads appearing LOL.

[albaqwerty]

excellent as ever DT, :-D
(am saying nowt about gordy's piles!!)

[excelsior-1]

very best wishes to you also, DT

keep up the superb work, and i look forward to reading all of your carols as they are posted

[DTCwordfan]

you gave me the idea for this, excel, remember......... The discordant and atheists can blame you - they're all in the mix somewhere....actually I exaggerated as the current count is 230 but names of those missed (largely with an avatar) are occasionally appearing.

[excelsior-1]

me?

i will take your word for it ... but i cannot remember

[humbersloop]

So that's what he's been doing since he packed up buttling - a thespian indeed

nice dt

[gness]

Wonderful DT.... more than a wee laugh.......wait in errr....anticipation? Should I worry? Gx

[Mick-Talbot]

so don't despair if you haven't been included.





I'll try and contain my disappointment.

[DTCwordfan]

Just be patient, MT, you are in....and gness, you too, you will have to wait and see what I have nailed the inner folk with....

[tonyav]

LOL, fiver now or later DT.

[DTCwordfan]

I can't remember which him or her, I put MT in, tony.....

[tonyav]

LOL. I'm sure it will come back to you DT.

[DTCwordfan]

I think, because of where it is, it will go out near the back-end, just to give him a feel of comfort, tony, maybe an early reference too.........

I remembered - but then I am now at 250 of you loaded in!

[Zacs-Master]

DT, you're a flippin genius and you've made my Christmas. All I want is a good ale, so you were spot on.

[DTCwordfan]

any particular ale, zac?!

[Zacs-Master]

Well, I've sampled a few Wyre Piddle Piddlemass's ce soir but if I have a request it would be York brewery Ghost as a night cap, ta.

[DTCwordfan]

Your wish is granted, Santa of Beers, (redman and you?)

[Zacs-Master]

Gulp gulp gulp. Aaaah. Goodnight.

[Mamyalynne]

Brilliant DTC