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Ab Star Sign Characteristics Part 10 - Aquarius (Jan 21 - Feb 20)

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mrs_overall | 09:16 Sun 24th Mar 2013 | ChatterBank
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Famous Aquarians include Garth Brooks, Charles Dickens, Kaiser Wilhelm, Eva Braun and Telly Savalas. The one thing they all have in common is a total inability to sing in tune.

Aquarians are the eccentric sign of the zodiac. Remember the strange kid at school who had imaginary friends and could see fairies? Yes, an Aquarian.
They are very independent people. This is a polite way of saying they have no friends.
Many older Aquarians pine for the 1960's as this was the last time they could be seen naked in public. Aquarians are the sign most likely to still use the word "groovy" and "right on."
They are highly imaginative and Aquarians were responsible for thinking up lobotomies, break dancing and fish flavoured ice cream. Their choice of career can be interesting and slightly off the wall, such as owning a pedallo concession. All makers of pornographic films are Aquarians. They are the sign most likely to see the face of Jesus on a slice of toast.

Healthwise, Aquarians are prone to nosebleeds and Beri Beri.

Their likes include being naked, glittery things, clothes in colours that clash, sand dunes and Michael Foot

Their dislikes include cast iron, Tunisians, trees that don't talk back to them, dirty fingernails and Vanessa Feltz

The ideal partner for an Aquarian is anyone standing still long enough for them to get their hands on.

There is no cusp man, that would be too far out.
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Mmmmmmm, I think I may know one of them.
This is all barking mad !
i would imagine that nosebleeds were the least of eva braun's problems
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At least she is remembered for having a range of electrical goods named after her
I just knew she'd drag garth brooks into it
I don't know any starsign that likes Vanessa Feltz
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netibiza, when I am wearing my other hat as agony aunt, you would be surprised at the number of letters I receive from people who have a crush on Vanessa Feltz.
Mind you, they are all asking for help to be cured....
Gawd help us Mrs O, they'll be fancying Phil Mitchell next!!!!
Chuckle, chuckle Mrs O - describes Mr Ann to a "T" ;)
PS Dotty is NOT going to like you after that Garth Brooks remark :))
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Ann, it is a fact that the truth can hurt.

BTW I have hired 2 bodyguards for the day, just in case :-)
soooopermodel - you may need more than two but another gem.
imaginary friends appreciate the fact that yellow crocs properly accessorise any outfit, mrs overmystic
i didn't know Charles Dickens was a failed pop diva :-(
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boxtops - he was so unsuccessful that not many people realised he tried. His rendition of Come Into The Garden Maude was truly dreadful
I know I cant sing for my supper but dont like clashy colours and dont even know who Michael Foot is. Thanks for the laugh mrs.O, have been waiting for this one.
has there ever been a successful rendition of 'come into the garden maud'?
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MrsLulu, you may THINK your clothes don't clash....
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There you go aelmpvw
They dont clash mrs.O because I go naked!!!!
lol. whah about the different colours of the various bits of you? are you the original invisible woman?

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