Dr Smith

[magicmick]

A gorgeous blond went to see Dr Smith about her flat chest, he said "what you need to do every morning in the shower is rub you breast's and say scoobie doobie doobies I want bigger boobies" so this she tried and sure enough every morning her breast's grew to double d size. One morning she was late and forgot to go through with the ritual so on the bus she said the rhyme, just then a man said "you must go to Dr Smith" she said " yes how do you know that"
He gave her a wink and a smile and said "hickory dickory dock"

[marval]

lol

[excelsior-1]

just as long as she does not say "lickety lickety split"

[starone]

I did this one in July 2012 - see related questions.

[frugalfred]

And has it made any difference to your assets, Starone?

[askyourgran]

Lol mick, old but still funny. (the joke, not you)