Perfect Plot For The Next Carry On Film?

[hc4361]

Need a good title though - Carry On...........?

Brief outline, group of wanna be terrorist bombers led by Saaed Jahm plan to bomb an EDL rally hosted by Zenna Phobes 100 odd miles away.

Bombers load their car with bomb equipment and a wide selection of knives and sawn off shotguns.

Off they tootle up the motorway. Meanwhile the rally is already winding up for lack of speakers. Hardly surprising as some of the participants don't have the ability to speak - they just grunt and point.

Bombers are very disappointed to find their target have got away and head home, dejected.

This is not the end of their sorry saga, however, for the hapless fools are using an uninsured vehicle and are stopped by PC Cortem who searches the vehicle and finds the home made bomb, the knives and guns.

The film has a happy ending as the wannabe bombers are all found guilty. Hurrah!

It proves real life is stranger than fiction.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22344054

Now, what shall we call the film?

[jno]

Six Lions sounds good to me

[TheOtherHalf]

Carry on Boom Bang a Bang

[mrs_overall]

Carry on Blundering?

[sunny-dave]

I love the fact that PC Plod actually gave the bombers a lift to the station so that they could get home ...

[emmie]

according to the policeman on the news the other evening one of the men had been under surveillance, not to mention the weapons stored, including ball bearing for the explosive devices - so they may have been stupid or simply unlucky, had they carried out their crimes, there would be lots of dead and injured.

[hc4361]

I'm aware of that, em10, and I'm thankful things didn't go to plan for them.

[Svejk]

How Mujaheen was my Ali

[Old_Geezer]

So, their day didn't really go with a bang then ?

[sunny-dave]

Did they stop for a (halal) burger on the way home?

"Not with a Bang, but a Wimpy"

[jomifl]

Some additional information, some of the 'bombers' had earlier gone on a training course in some far off land. On arrival the training camp was empty because the tutors had all gone home for Eide. The 'bombers had to be rescued by an uncle.
The munitions in the car were only discovered after the car had been impounded, giving the 'bombers' plenty of time to leave the country, which they promptly didn't.

[jomifl]

'One page short of a Koran'

[vulcan42]

What a carry on !

[ludwig]

Carry on jihad. With Syd James as Mustapha Weewee and Kenneth Williams as Sheik Yerbouti.

[hc4361]

Jomifl - perfect plot continuation :D

[Svejk]

Apocalypse if we get up in time.

[Svejk]

One of our Brain-cells is missing.

[ludwig]

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb and dumber.

[Svejk]

/// To the EDL ( English Drunkards League). O enemies of Allah! We have heard and seen you openly insulting the final Messenger of Allah... you should know that for every action there is a reaction.

"Today is a day of retaliation (especially) for your blasphemy of Allah and his Messenger Muhammad. We love death more than you love life. The penalty for blasphemy of Allah and his Messenger Muhammad is death."///
X S.W.A.L.K.

[DTCwordfan]

And there I thought that Mrs Overall was going to write the script for "Carry On ABers" - how disappointing.

[ludwig]

// We love death more than you love life //

Good. That should make them easier to kill.