I Hope This Works

[wolf63]

I just received this email and have copied and pasted it on my Kindle. I hope it works.

True Friendship...SCOTTISH STYLE!!

Are ye tired o those pish weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here are a series o promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cute wee smiley faces, just the stone cold truth o a great friendship.

1. When ye are sad -- I will help you get pished and plot revenge against the bastard who made ye sad.
2. When ye are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking ye.
3. When ye smile -- I will know ye are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
4. When ye are scared -- I will take the pish oot o you every chance I get,
until you're NOT.
5. When ye are worried -- I will tell ye stories about how much worse it could be until
YE STOP WHINING!
6... When yer confused -- I will try to use only wee words .
7... When yer sick -- Stay the f*** away fae me until ye are well again.
I don't want whatever ye've got.
8... When ye fall, I will laugh my heid aff at you, you clumsy arse,
.........but I'll help you up.
9... This is my oath.... I pledge it tae the end.
'Why?' you may ask;
Because you are my friend.
Friendship is like pishing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth0

[Peter Pedant]

och - AYE

doesnt seem to be a Botry day - Freddie has had none