A Roll Of Lifesavers

[starone]

The children in a class were being taught colours and tastes. Their teacher had brought a roll of "Lifesavers" (round sweets with a hole in the middle) to illustrate her teaching. The children were learning to identify the flavours by their colour.

Red ................Cherry
Yellow .............Lemon
Green .............Lime
Orange ...........Orange

Finally the teacher gave them each a HONEY flavoured Lifesaver and asked them the flavour. None of the children could identify the taste so the teacher said 'I will give you a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spat out her Lifesaver and yelled
'Oh my God - they're ass-holes'.
The teacher had to leave the room.