What Is One Thing You Can Say To Scare Someone Off On A Date?

[chevon]

just wanna know :)

[Peter Pedant]

Good evening, seems to do the trick as far as I'm concerned. ;-(
Frankie - I am sad :-(

but if you say:

Hi my names Fraaaankie !

you wont even have to reach for the double-headed axe before they run from the restaurant screaming

( ref to fifties gangster mad frankie frazer - or was it Mitchell ?)

[Frank97]

It would appear so. :-(

[emmie]

my wife doesn't understand me

[Baldric]

These are my Brothers, we're Triplets,
we share everything!

[DrFilth]

i've not tried to strangle anyone since my doctor changed my medication

[Peter Pedant]

Look ! do you want me to put in my teeth ?

[Old_Geezer]

There is probably more than one thing, but how about, "Oh I'm so glad you asked me because I'm looking for a guy who can commit, and I want us to have 6, no 8 kids, and I'll keep house while you bring home our money; it'll be so great, I've been dreaming of it since I was a little girl, how does an October wedding sound to you ?"

[viv38]

I had a date once with a bloke and as we were walking home in the dark from a club he stated that he was a serial rapist !!!!! Apparently, his idea of a joke - I didn't see him again.

[pixie373]

Relaxing date, then, viv!

[andy-hughes]

Do the voices talk to you too?

[Peter Pedant]

oh come on Viv !
show a bit of a sense of humour

it could have been worse: he could have been.

[boxtops]

I've just vomited, I hope you don't mind

[TWR]

I suffer with bad breath, do you mind?