Here's Looking At You, Kid.

[stewey]

I went to visit my ophthalmologist today and he said " Nice to see you again, stewey.", to which I responded "I wish I could say the same, Doctor."

[waterboatman]

Morning/afternoon stewey.

I'll; bet that went down well!

[WELSHYORKIE]

Should have gone to Specsavers!!

[NoMercy]

Hey Stewey

Does he actually go under the title of 'dr' then? Over here an Ophthalmologist would be a 'Mr' or a 'miss' because they're surgical, not medical.

I was wondering if it was different in the US and Canada...

[mikey4444]

Good Morning stewey !...whats the weather like with you ?

[emmie]

did you get an answer to your clock part mechanism?

[Clanad]

That's as cornea as cornea can be, Stewey...

[stewey]

I actually did have a minor operation a couple of weeks ago, and this was a follow up. Yes, they are called "Doctors"; no, I didn't get any clock information;, and Clanad, my downstairs neighbour (neighbor), you're a smart arse (ass):)

[Zacs-Master]

My ophthalmologist is called Iris. She says I'm her favourite pupil, even if I hand my homework in a dilate.

[stewey]

Zacs-Master, uvea bit of a comedian.

[Sqad]

Stewey/Zacs.....LOL.

Can't think of a funny reply ;-(

[Peaspeculiars]

Zacs is on the (eye) ball with his humour, blink and you'll miss it..

[Sqad]

Peaspuculiars........"humour?"....his vitreous or aqueous humour?

[stewey]

Say something funny, Sqad, or you'll get the rod and have to sit in the corner with a cone on your head.

[Zacs-Master]

I'll lense you mine sqad

[Sqad]

LOL...LOL...

[EcclesCake]

Hey Stewey, I rightly or wrongly suggested you may have something to contribute to this thread http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/How-it-Works/Question1314005.html

[Peaspeculiars]

LOL! Focus guys, focus on the question at hand :-)

[stewey]

I'll have a LOOK at that, Eccles, when I've had me breakfast.

[Bazile]

I see visions of this turning into a right spectacle of a thread

[Peaspeculiars]

Well Bazile, It's always nice to have a few puns to break the eyes.