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Peaspeculiars | 19:53 Mon 17th Feb 2014 | Jokes
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Two Scousers riding along the East Lancs Road on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift.

A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the scousers ask him for a lift. He tells them he has no room in the lorry as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls but will take a look at the bike for them.

He tries everything he knows but is unable to repair it. Time is getting on now and he's late for his delivery so he tells the scousers he has to leave. "R hey lad" they say "gissa lift".

The trucker once again explains that he has no room as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls. The scousers put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back, will he take them? and he agrees.

They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the lorry, so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way. By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down.

Sure enough PC Plod pulls him up for speeding. The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which he replies desperately trying to excuse the speeding: 'Scouse Eggs'.
The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look.

He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it . He gets onto his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible!!

The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many officers.
"I've got a lorry with 20,000 Scouse eggs in it - 2 have already hatched and the b*****ds have managed to nick a motorbike already".

(nb yes I was born and bred in Liverpool and yes, I chuckled too :-)
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brilliant!!
lol Very good
Excellent.
Wonderful GY! :-)
Eggcellent!!

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