I've Mislaid My Sense Of Humour.....

[EcclesCake]

I would appreciate you looking down the back of your sofas, in the junk drawer in your kitchen or the glory hole you call a utility room.

It must be out there somewhere....

Reward for the finder.

[gness]

Whatever you lose someone always asks.....where did you put it?.....☺

[shoota]

Where did you put it?

[rockyracoon]

Glory Hole! Snigger.

I just looked behind my sofa but all i've found is 8 black bics, 2 red ones a fur covered cola bottle and 87p in coins.

[EcclesCake]

For some reason I now have an image of Emily Thingy (Lloyd?) dancing around singing 'up yer bum, up yer bum' in Wish You Were Here!

[B00]

Don't bother looking Eccles, they're very over rated.

[aelmpvw]

you'll laugh when you find where you've left it

[FrogNog]

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus giggle?

[FrogNog]

Ten tickles

[EcclesCake]

I'm not an octopus but a hint of a grin momentarily appeared across my lips ;-)

[EcclesCake]

Trouble is Boo, I've had it drummed into me that you laugh in the face of adversity.....at the moment I want to go out all guns blazing with a Samurai sword on my back in case of emergency.....and a flash-bang for dramatic effect....

I'm not even pre-menstrul!

[B00]

you don't laugh at it, you flip it the bird and blow a raspberry.

[gness]

Eccles....could you warn us when you are pre-menstrual....please...x

[Mosaic]

Oh has probably folded t up and placed in randomly in a drawer.
Only remedy is to bury OH up to neck in sand and drink gin before his face.

[tonyav]

I'm not even pre-menstrul!



Thank gawd for that !.

[EcclesCake]

I have located a fragment of my SOH behind the washing machine, it was quivering and looking a little forlorn.

At least I found that morsel otherwise I'd be ripping Tonyav's knackers off and feeding them to the magpies for such insolence;-)

[tonyav]

DOH !.

[tonyav]

LOL, yes I have !.

[EcclesCake]

Oi!

One of the beauties of anonymous sites such as this is that you can have a shout and a yell and a stomp and no one needs know the real truth, pain, hurt and insult that has been caused.

I have just seen something on a social network site that has made my blood boil and leave me wondering if the poster is deluded, demented or just plain, bloody stupid.

I am astonished by the number of supposedly mature adults who live their lives out on Facebook and then catch themselves out with their silly tales and misrepresentations without realising what they have done to their reputation :-(

[Ric.ror]

I'm having a word with st Jude for you x