A Few Daft Jokes...

[Fanriffic]

Girl takes her boyfriend back to meet her parents. The boyfriend was wearing a pair of goalie gloves and a shirt with a big number one on the back.
The girl’s dad says, “Well, he’s definitely a keeper.”

I thought my luck had changed when I won a moped in a raffle.
Turns out it was a mophead.

My dyslextic mate Dave won a two week break in Faliraki in a competition.
When he returned two weeks later I asked him how it went.
“Rubbish! It was two weeks in Falkirk.”

I went to a new Jamaican Bistro the other night and ordered a steak pie and a Bacardi.
The waiter came back and said "No Rum and No Pie."

Conjunctivitis.com, now there's a site for sore eyes!

A friend of mine just moved into a new house at the weekend. So I took him over a couple of radiators. Just a little house warming present.

The cost of living has got so bad that my girlfriend is now having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.

[marval]

lol love them

[puternut]

Jamaican Bistro - cannot work that out???

[cupid04]

Lol! I like the last one best:-)

[Baldric]

Any help?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyGmi6EJh-w

[cupid04]

puternut...No woman, no cry- Bob Marley, I think!

[cupid04]

Doh...too slow again!

[puternut]

Thanks guys - getting late :)

[cupid04]

You do look a little blue around the gills...