Candle poems

[dbottoms]

I wondered if anyone knew any poetry for a wedding about lighting different coloured candles with each milestone of marriage?

[bigveg]

ok here goes:

after the honey moon i will light a red candle

not because i'm sad, but cos my wee man hurts

when our child is born i will light a blue candle

unless the kids ginger

in which case the candle will be black

and i will strike you for bearing a ginger child.

after your dog dies i will light a green candle

that smells faintly of chloroform

cos i'm bored of your chat and you need to shut up

and stop greeting about the damn dog

it only had 3 legs

anyway youve still got that ginger abomination

to fuss over.

after our divorce i will light a candle that is orange

to signify my contempt for you.