I Found This On A Toilet Wall

[ukanonymous]

It was written in a festivals toilets:

Message to all you teenage wannabes
The only thing life owes you is Death. Now pull your finger out of your *** and take a few deep breaths as this is the **** you will have to deal with everyday just to say you were alive.

I thought I had to share it with you all :) It made for an interesting call of nature for myself I must say.

[dave50]

How very true, not only to teenagers but everyone.

[Old_Geezer]

And where did you have your finger at the time of reading ?

[ukanonymous]

Old_geezer how dare you lol

[FrogNog]

He dared, so....?

[FrogNog]

I'm not sure telling teenagers that this *** is all they get for the rest of their natural is such a good idea.
I'd probably have though oh sod it and hung myself.
It is funny though.

[Prudie]

Thank heavens that's not true otherwise what on earth is the point?

[weecalf]

Was some one taking the @%$$ ?