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marval | 09:55 Fri 28th Aug 2015 | Jokes
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Exchange between coastguard and boat in emergency:

"Mayday, mayday. Can you hear us? Can you hear us? We are sinking. We are sinking."

"Hello. Zis is ze German coastguard."

"We are sinking. We are sinking."

"Vot are you sinking about?"
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10:04 Fri 28th Aug 2015
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Alright, I tried answering twice and nothing appeared here. I didn't want to waste time typing a long answer again.
10:06 Fri 28th Aug 2015
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Das ist zerr gut.
10:07 Fri 28th Aug 2015
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Ausgezeichnet.
10:51 Fri 28th Aug 2015
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Sehr sehr gut.
12:46 Fri 28th Aug 2015
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:-)
04:52 Sat 29th Aug 2015
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Geordie one:

Russian boat enters the Tyne.

Coastguard: What is your name?

Boat: Anna

Coastguard :What is your name?

Boat: Anna

Coastguard: Aa knaa ye knaa but Aa divvent knaa"
04:57 Sat 29th Aug 2015

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