chat up lines

[mews64]

What is statistically the best chat-up line? (my mate Dave wants to know-not me!)

[andy hughes]

There isn't one! If you want to stand any chance of anything other than a very short conversation with an attractive lady, try talking to her as a human being, instead of trying to apply some statistical test of some hackneyed nonsense which, you can guarentee, she will have heard before.

Tell your friend to stop viewing women as some kind of alien species to be overcome, and start seeing them as people, who enjoy a little respect when out for an evening.

[snapdharlich]

Hello, can I buy you a drink?

Simple, not cheesy, and straightforward.

[joko]

i agree with andy, there is no such thing as a guaranteed line. if anything I find it puts most girls off as it makes it clear that the bloke is on the prowl with his cache of one-liners.

say hello and offer to buy her a drink. if she says yes, chat to her NORMALLY not like you are trying to con or trick her, no lies etc.

if you must offer a complement go for one about her clothes or necklace or something. saying her eyes are like limpid pools of loveliness and her hair is like golden waves atop an azure sea is just cheesy (unless they genuinely are completely outstanding and almost unreal) (and don't even think about nicking those two lines!)

[Jenny-o]

yea chat up lines dont work.

dont use them. ever

[Chessman]

Pay her a compliment, and if you get the right reaction, ask her out.

Take a good look at what andy hughes has said, and digest.

[gordy_b]

Nah, don't compliment them!  Ask "Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven?"

Either that or put a 20p on the bar in front of your chosen one, say "that's for you to phone home and say you won't be back tonight".

If you're really brave say "get your coat, you've pulled"

In other words, they don't work! Andy is spot on.

[ummmmm]

heres one

"my watch is magic, it can see things noone else can. its sayin u arnt wearin any pants

"but i am wearin pants"

"oh, it must be fast"

[tigga]

gordy-b even if it did work, you wouldnt get far, the payphones are 30p now !

[tell-me-more]

Not a fan of chat-up lines, but if they are used, they should at least be original. I saw a t-shirt with the line: is there anything you like about me?