Amusing Sayings~

[OldBather]

Two sayings (from a local gift shop signs)which you may find amusing?



Grow your own dope~










Plant a man!










Vodka is cheaper than Botox
and
paralyses more muscles.

[gness]

Wow....you've been spying on me Oldbather.....!

A friend bought me the Plant a Man sign.....I hung it in the kitchen but looked at it today and wondered if enough time has passed for me to ditch it......I just don't like it.....

But I do like the picture I have of a mad gardening lady waving a garden fork saying.....Just get me a large glass of red and nobody gets hurt!

Quite a few friends bought me that one.....☺

[OldBather]

As long as you don't literally plant a man! LOL

[gness]

OB......I have lots of odd things planted in my garden....including a large white porcelain hand crawling out of the soil....but I draw the line at a man........☻

[Dazzleflash]

I saw a sign in York

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