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Character Witness
A young woman was appearing in court as a character witness at a trial of a friend. Attempting to discredit her testimony, the prosecution barrister asked her, ‘Is it true that on 5 August last year you performed an act of gross indecency with a one legged dwarf who was waving a Union Jack at the time, on the roof of a car while speeding at 80mph through the streets of central London?’
The woman replied ‘What was the date again?’
The woman replied ‘What was the date again?’
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