Police Called As Angry Goat Chases Women Up Trees In Telford

[wolf63]

I was going to put this post in the News section but it gets too serious down there.

This is a strange little story ...


https://www.shropshirestar.com/news/local-hubs/telford/donnington/2018/08/09/police-called-as-angry-goat-chases-women-up-trees-in-telford/

[Mamyalynne]

Gracious, eats handbags!! The savage. ;-)

[hereIam]

What ??? Chased them up a tree - I've heard everything now !

[kvalidir]

That's hilarious. I got butted by a ram once (no jokes please), it launched me the flaming thing), didn't eat my handbag though :/

[Baldric]

Must have been a slow News day.

[DTCwordfan]

You are kidding us.

[marval]

Did it eat the contents of the handbag as well?

[Hopkirk]

Any excuse to show this again

[Tilly2]

Hey, this is serious news for Shropshire. How funny!

[pastafreak]

Haha...I seem to remember our little family being pursued by a goat once as we walked near a farmer's field. Then there was the time DD was butted by an over protective sheep...it was guarding her grannie. Not the thing for a mum to view from a distant window...

[fiction-factory]

Good story. Having once been attacked by a ferret who wouldn't get off my neck I can imagine it was quite frightening.
This story is better in here. It's only worth posting in News if either the goat or the women were wearing burkas.
Maybe it was a goat leather handbag and the goat recognised the scent of a relative.

[237SJ]

I haven't been butted by a goat. You just need to get a big stick and that should scare them off. Was butted by a ewe once because I was trying to catch her lamb but luckily she didn`t have horns

[Tilly2]

I got pecked by a swan once. You should have seen the bruise!

[fiction-factory]

The things people say to explain away love bites

[Tilly2]

:-) It was on my posterior, FF.

[DTCwordfan]

the swan wouldn't miss mine......

[Voltage]

I was gonna butt in ...lol ..I'll get me nanny goat! ;-)

[AuntLydia]

Can someone download Paddy Mcginty's goat by Val Doonican lol?

[DTCwordfan]

Lydia is feeling horny this evening......

[wolf63]

[DTCwordfan]