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retrocop | 11:12 Tue 04th Sep 2018 | Jokes
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At 85 years of age, Morris married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding she and Morris should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Morris, her 85... year old groom ready for action. They unite as one.
All goes well, Morris leaves his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Morris. Again he is ready for more "action".
Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Morris kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Morris is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more "action". And, once again they enjoy each other.
But as Morris gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Morris."

Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says: "You mean I was here already?"
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RETRO !!!! welcome home my love..sooooo goood to see you..how are you ?
Welcome back Retro.

LOL :o)



Welcome back M8
I love it, I just love it :))
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Hi Ya Minty,
Still got a pulse. Just survived a quadruple bypass in May. Can't perform like Morris at the moment but getting stronger by the day. Great to be back though things have changed a bit. :-)
Oh! it's you.....welcome back.
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Oh! it's you.....welcome back.

Yes Sqad t'is I. I wondered who I was :-)
well you have brightened my day measurably ...now promise to be good..new ED on the block ! ...you'll catch up... don't over excite yourself ! lol.. xxx...
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Good to be back Danny. I have some catching up to do with you , Margo and Mac on the crossword section. :-)
Welcome back, I hope your recovery continues comfortably for you :-)
Lol! Nice to have you back retro. Hope your health has improved..x
Hey Retro; Great that you are back! (I sometimes need all the help I can get!)
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Greetings Lie-in-king, Patsy and Kandro.
Thanks for your kind wishes. I had noticed Kandro on most days.
Seems some disapprove of your sources :-)
Glad your bypass went well and you're knitting together nicely, welcome back.
Hello Retro, I thought my eyes had deceived me when I saw your name pop up, welcome back x
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Thanks mamyalynne.
Hi Margo my dear adversary. Just like a bad penny eh. I have some catching up on you to do. :-) xxxx
I gave up the race a long time ago Retro:-)
Good one, welcome back Retro.
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