The World Of Political Correctness

[anotheoldgit]

It's been snowing all night, so....
8:00 I made a snowman
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman
8:15 So, I made a snow woman
8:17 My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere
8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead
8:22 The transgender man..woman..person asked why I didn't make one snow person with detachable parts
8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with
8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple are white
8:31 the Muslim gent across the road demands that the snow woman wears a burqa
8:40 The police arrive saying someone has been offended
8:42 The feminist neighbour complained again that snow woman's broomstick needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role
8:43 The council equalities officer arrived and threatened me with eviction
8:45 TV news crew from the BBC shows up, I am asked if I knew the difference between a snowman and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and I am called a sexist
9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices...my children are arrested.

[1ozzy]

And your wife is watching through the window giggling and thinking "what's the old git got himself into now".
;-/

[Rockrose]

Is that supposed to be funny?

[marval]

Sounds true

[anotheoldgit]

Rockrose

/// Is that supposed to be
funny? ///

Only to those who happen to posses a sense of humour, which you obviously don't.

[vetuste_ennemi]

I think it's important to believe the "survivors".

[Mamyalynne]

Throw away the key, end of ;-)

[Spicerack]

Try and get it adjourned till August. There'll be no evidence,,,,hopefully.
(Ignore the lemon-sucker, aog)

[BANANASPLITS]

The way this world is nowadays its Very true AOG.
Don't think rockrose is a fan of yours AOG ....you can't please em all

[1ozzy]

But you can reduce collateral damage.
Make an Aussie Snow person

The only ones offended will be Vegans and Bucket lovers ;-/

[jim360]

Haha I get it now! Of course the joke is that it never snows enough for snowmen these days, and anyway even if it did you wouldn't catch AOG doing something so childish :)

[naomi24]

I chuckled. :o)

[1ozzy]

That's a new slant for me Jim,

[anotheoldgit]

Well things don't alter for me even in the jokes section, I post my first joke and the likes of Rockrose and jim360 still have to have a dig.
What sad individuals those two must be.

[1ozzy]

Good first try,
What colour glasses?

[retrocop]

Mr aog
I doubt your favourite stalkers knew there was a joke section. I have never seen them on it. Perhaps they were on autopilot and homed in on your username.

[bainbrig]

1ozzy. Don’t call old git an old git. He denies all knowledge of his handle and will threaten you with being thrown off AB for disrespect. (Gord...)

[anotheoldgit]

retrocop

Got it in one, exactly what I thought.

Strange that their posts have not been removed.

[jim360]

I would have thought that, since this was the joke section, maybe you might have thought my post was meant to be... well, a joke?

[Mamyalynne]

If you reported anything then it may not get seen until there is an Ed in the office.

[jackthehat]

I don't thinking not finding a joke terribly funny (and saying so) is actually against Site Rules, AOG.