Can You Write Me A Joke Please?

[Cmitchell]

Hi Folks

At end of school "Christmas Production" we need a joke (the ending seems to fall a bit 'flat')!
The joke must be suitable to be read out by and heard by children (7yr olds) but obv could be one that just the parents got.

It MUST include the phrase "round the back" and be something to do with chickens. It could also include the words "Christmas" and "turkey".

Many many thanks in advance for taking the time to respond to this. It really is appreciated.

Best wishes

Mitchell

[Ken4155]

So, where do chickens lay their eggs then? Round the back. Not too risque?

[spathiphyllum]

A man walks into a Turkey shop to buy his christmas Turkey.

However, there were none left on the shelfs!

The man says to the store owner, do you have any more Turkeys, as it is christmas eve, and i nee to feed my family tomorrow!

The store owner says, sure, go and have a look round the back

The man walks round to the back of the store, and there was one turkey left.

The man goes back into the store to pay for the Turkey, the owner, looking surprised said, oh my.. I thought there were none left! Good job.. i winged that one.

[spathiphyllum]

sorry that was kidna poor.. ^^ But hopefully someone could take my template and make it actually funny?

[Ken4155]

Slight edit to my offering. "So, where do your chickens lay their eggs?" "Round the back like everyone else's chickens."

[-Talbot-]

Stick to gardening.

[murraymints]

the chickens hiding round the back of the stable can't understand why the turkeys look forward to Christmas so much ??

[DTCwordfan]

Why did the Christmas turkey cross the road?
Because he wasn't going around the back and he wasn't chicken.....

[kvalidir]

Why did the Chicken and the Turkey take shelter around the back?

Because it was fowl weather x

[BANANASPLITS]

Lol good grief kval
Give me my joke book back xx

[BANANASPLITS]

Why can't Turkey's move at Xmas..?
Their all stuffed!

[Ken4155]

A bit of visual to go along with my joke. Get the cheekiest kid in the school - the one who usually goes by the name of 'Little Johnny and is destined for ASBOs - to be the one who replies to the question. When he delivers his line, he could swivel and point to his backside which would be facing the audience.

[AuntLydia]

With Festive boredom were stricken
So Mum bought us a Christmas chicken
The butcher took it round the back
He nearly had a heart attack
It was so huge in fact quite massive
We had to stuff it up the passage
Mum really should not be so quirky
Next year we’re going to get a turkey

[AuntLydia]

*with festive boredom WE WERE stricken*.........edit button!!

[Canary42]

"The chickens were celebrating Christmas because the turkeys were taking the hit, bok, bok, bok, bok, bok,[kid blows a raspberry}. Sorry folks, that last one was round the back."

[Patsy33]

It will soon be Christmas, winter is here.
The chickens were fed up, being cooped in.
So, they went around the back, to lay their eggs.
They were no Spring chickens!

[Bazile]

Q - Why did the chicken cross the road

A: To say goodbye to the turkey

[mallyh]

a turkey decided to try out for a football team he scored goal after goal ,afterwards he was called round the back of the changing room and told he would be signed up for the season he said great but only the season last past Christmas .......

[mallyh]

only if ^^^^