Mad Over Fifties Club

[queenofmean]

Good Evening and welcome to this weeks Mad Over Fifties Club here at Queenies Quay.

No Rahul this week he’s been sent for further training. So we have hired butlers and waitresses in the semi buff. It was all that was available at such short notice.

We’ve installed an aerial assault course in the forest - it’s been tested and the monkey bars and flying fox are superb! Great rush of adrenaline. I did need a bit of persuading to go over the logs though! Bungee in the east tower is still waiting for it’s first jumper.

This week’s Tailcock is the Hilarious Joiner...perfect if you have a screw loose or think you have the ability to put up that shelve! It’s very mild but there’s an afterkick of strength - watch out for splinters.

We’ve got a buffet on this evening so you’ve got sausage rolls, mini sausages, sandwiches (ham, ham/cheese usual sarnie fillers) mini scotch eggs etc. The usual volly vents and horses doovers. On the pudding trolley triple chocolate mouse. So on you go stuff your selves silly.

We’ve got a Dj in this case evening the drummer of the Tone Deafs has broken his hands.

For the Rofl I have
iPhone 7 Plus working screen smashed
1 iPhone 7 Plus case personalised
Pile of used Avon books
Selection of pink cushions, heart shaped
Today’s Daily Record paper, read, supplements missing.


Carriages at Midnight.

[Buenchico]

Go and let Theland in please, Queenie. He's been stood outside all night and his frock is getting crumpled:
https://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1649189.html

[queenofmean]

I saw earlier, Chubb has opened the gate all is welcome.

I might not be about as much as having problems with sugar levels.

[Theland]

At last! Been queueing all night and day!
Been wetting myself for fear of losing my place.
Yes, frock a bit crumpled now!

[queenofmean]

It’s on on a Saturday Theland. But next week will be the last for 2 weeks.

[tonyav]

That Theland bloke was determined to be in first as soon as the topless waitress and the bottomless waiter opened the gates.
I would have been here earlier if my Stanley Steamer hadn't sprung a boiler leak ( it ain't easy to weld with a Bic lighter ).
For the ROFL I have 27 assorted used spark plugs and 43 Bic lighters ( all empty ).
Right then a bucket of that Hilarious Joiner for me to begin with I think.

[queenofmean]

That’s a bot of lighters Tony...will you need to get a carriage home?

[tonyav]

Maybe, queenie. I'll test the boiler later ( got any wood and coal so I can get the fire going ).

[queenofmean]

Plenty in the shed..help yourself.

I’m going to have another shot on the aerial assault course...

[tonyav]

I'd have a go with you, queenie but I've sprained my thumb on those Bic lighters.

[Theland]

Send me an orses oof quick - starving!

[queenofmean]

It’s ok, there’s harnesses so you won’t fall...might bungee a bit but you will be ok..

Ready!
Set!
Gooooo

[queenofmean]

One of the wait staff is on the way.

[tonyav]

Gawd blimey that bouncing about on the bungee elastic ain't good for my belly, quick send me another bucket of Hilarious Joiner and some volly vents.

[Arksided]

Arky sneaks in the back door

Vol au vents are awesome... but what are 'Horse doovers'?

[queenofmean]

ARKY!!!!! Oh how I’ve missed you!

I’ve no idea...they came with the MOFC ‘package deal’

[Arksided]

Awe bless you QOM, I'm usually creeping about somewhere...
I did prod one of your Horse doovers and it Mooed at me...? scary!

[Theland]

Orses ooves sell by date 2017?
Safe?

[Theland]

What dance is that Queenie or are you just itching?

[Theland]

And put Tony down!

[queenofmean]

I forgot to say...they have been given edible sound effects...I’ve been about probably just missed you :)

All made fresh on site TL it would appear your in the recycling box.

I’m not dancing I’m trying to get out this blooming harness!