Can You Hire Heavies?

[bainbrig]

Got some neighbours who misbehave. He/she goes into their gardens and take a huge ghetto-blaster with them, which they turn up loud.

A few years ago, I would have done it myself, but now feel the need for assistance - can you hire 'heavies' for this sort of job?

BB

[mushroom25]

…..are you intending that they start throwing things?

[jno]

http://hitmanforhire.net/

[ichkeria]

Surely they can carry their own ghetto blaster

[mushroom25]

you could always fight fire with fire; a suitable track to blast at unruly neighbours is "Sister Ray" by the Velvet Underground - all 18 glorious minutes of it......

[Ellipsis]

https://www.gov.uk/report-noise-pollution-to-council

[Baldric]

What a nasty person you come over as.

[Rockrose]

Are they doing it during antisocial hours?

[jno]

What a nasty person you come over as.

if he gets any worse, he'll be correcting people's spelling

[-SharonA-]

Dontcha like the music they're playing??

[Old_Geezer]

Dunno about hiring. I believe you can buy them at Scottish pubs though.
Mine's a pint.

[anneasquith]

Jno. :*)

[Cloverjo]

I sympathise with bainbrig. Loud music is annoying at any time of day.
Best not to get someone to beat them up though. Trying talking to them first.

[gingejbee]

...he'll be correcting spelling and telling them not to end a sentence with a preposition (eg "as")...

[TonyV]

When I had problems when I was living close to a young people's hostel and they had ghetto blaster on at silly o'clock, got in touch with my local council and they sent out some one with noise meter, so noise could be monitored, and an enforcement notice was put in place.

[Baldric]

Oh ginge, you are such (t)wit,

[bednobs]

"What a nasty person you come over as."
whereas you come across as delightful baldric

[choux]

"Oh ginge, you are such (t)wit,"

Little or no proof reading there ^. Missing an "a" and a comma instead of a full stop.

Oh Baldric, you are such a (w)ally. ;)

[gness]

And answering crossword questions in capital letters......:-)

[albaqwerty]

BB - what are your council's rules on noisy neighbours?
Check their website plus make a note of what times the loud music is being played at.
If it's that bad, phone the police.

[Arksided]

Have you tried ' Thugs R us' I'm training an Angel as I type... what exactly do you want to done... price goes up etc.