Ubiquity

[douglas9401]

Seems to be a rampant case of peripatetic hysteria on the go tonight.

[aelmpvw]

should 'peripatetic' and 'on the go' be used in the same sentence?

[douglas9401]

I'm moved to say yes.

[aelmpvw]

:-)

[Tilly2]

Where?
Is it happening in my garden?

[Prudie]

I might have peripatetic hysteria in my garden - does it have a common name?

[douglas9401]

It's been compared to Mother-In-Law's Tongue, Prudie, or the Old Sweetie Wife.

[Mamyalynne]

Is it similar to Perambulating Wisteria?

[Tilly2]

Has it calmed down a bit now? Did someone put weed killer on it?

[Togo]

A Peripatetic Wisteria is particularly prone to attack by slugs. Now this may seem unlikely, but I can assure you all, that no matter how mobile your wise Tea Rose the slugs are able to easily trap it. This is because although giving an outward appearance of calm and slow movement, the slug actually moves at the speed of light when it senses that no human is watching it. This was taught to me by my Grandfather(maternal) who himself was taught by the famous horticulturalist Harry Stottle.

[Peter Pedant]

are you perhaps referring to the jumping and humping that is portrayed in Sense and Sensibility ?

as Noel Coward said - - to get back to all that sex, one has to read Jane Austen

[choux]

U bi quity? Could you not get to the Notting Hill Carnival, doug?

[Tilly2]

I knew Harry Stottle. He was a mate of my mate Dio Genes. We used to play toe.

[Tilly2]

Are UB40 on, Choux?

[choux]

Tilly, not for Bdecades :(