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Three For The Price Of One
Do you remember the day we first met?" A wife asked her husband.
"Yes," he smiled. "Stood across the bar; short hair, long legs, bright blue eyes, *** to die for."
"Ooh," she giggled.
"What happened to your mate Jane anyway?"
I asked my new Indian flatmate if he believed in God but he just ignored me and carried on making his traditional bread.
Must be a naan believer.
The teacher asks a pretty female student.
"Name three plays by Shakespeare."
"4 inches, 8 inches and 12 inches."
"What is that supposed to mean?"
"Much Ado About Nothing, As You Like It and A Midsummer Night's Dream."
"Yes," he smiled. "Stood across the bar; short hair, long legs, bright blue eyes, *** to die for."
"Ooh," she giggled.
"What happened to your mate Jane anyway?"
I asked my new Indian flatmate if he believed in God but he just ignored me and carried on making his traditional bread.
Must be a naan believer.
The teacher asks a pretty female student.
"Name three plays by Shakespeare."
"4 inches, 8 inches and 12 inches."
"What is that supposed to mean?"
"Much Ado About Nothing, As You Like It and A Midsummer Night's Dream."
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