Imagine A Day When Everything Goes Wrong!

[Theland]

Yes we all have days when things go wrong, bit what if everything went wrong?

Woke up, fell out of the bed and banged head on the floor.
Could only find one slipper.
Cat made a mess on the stairs.
Arrived in the kitchen and fuse blew in the kettle. Dropped buttered toast on the floor, wrong way up!
What else can go wrong today?

(You carry on!)

[andy-hughes]

What an endless ray of sunshine you really are ...

[teacake44]

Oh god.

[nailit]

//Woke up, fell out of the bed and banged head on the floor//
Never been right since by all accounts...

[Mamyalynne]

I haven't got a cat.

[woofgang]

[nailit]

Could be worse...your daughter was found not to be a virgin a few thousand years ago and was stoned to death and your son also for been a homosexual.
And then you picked up some sticks on the sabbath and you yourself were also stoned to death...all moral of course...because its in the Bible!
Sheesh, it could be worse eh?

[Cloverjo]

Yep, Theland. It could always be worse. Nobody died, right?

[Bobbisox1]

TL, there's lot worse things happen , pick yourself up, dust yourself ...and all that

[Theland]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!

[anneasquith]

I hope your day improved T.

[Mamyalynne]

Good grief Nailit.

[nailit]

//Good grief Nailit.//
Meaning??

[jourdain2]

Good one, Theland. MrJ2 gave up on the week on Wednesday (thank goodness) it was just one of those weeks - every little job he tried to do went wrong. E.g. got the stepladder out to clear the conservatory gutters, couldn't reach half of them because of tomato plants in pots so put ladder back in garage ------ oops---- smashed tube light with ladder. Thurs. discovered that you can't buy new tube (need whole fitting) without a visit to a specialist. And that's just one of the things that went wrong!
It wasn't a good week beforehand - would take too long to describe. He's given it a rest and will try again to get small jobs done starting tomorrow. Hopefully jinx will have passed by then. :)

[Mamyalynne]

If I need to explain then I'd be wasting my time.

[nailit]

//If I need to explain then I'd be wasting my time//
And if I had to explain, I'd be wasting mine!

[Zacs-Master]

Imagine if you’d found out God didn’t exist, Theland!

[AZardoz]

Maybe TL is being "punished" for something.

[douglas9401]

The info would surely be denied three times before the rooster crowed, ZM.

[anneasquith]

Geez oh, leave him alone, T posted an innocent thread .