Who Said That

[vonjon]

1) a stitch in time would have confused einstein
2) most horror films are certainly that
3) afrikaans sounds like welsh with attitude and emphysema

[Jackdaw33]

No idea, but they are all brilliant one-liners.

[Captain2]

3 A A Gill - apparently

[THECORBYLOON]

Groucho Marx for the second one

[THECORBYLOON]

Just seen the horror one is also attributed to Brendan Francis

[Captain2]

1 I can find reference to Gustav Mahler having said it but can't find evidence yet.

[THECORBYLOON]

My mistake it is Brendan Francis, Gtoucho was above the name.

[dannyk13]

3.A A Gill

[dannyk13]

https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=-Lbpvu3uhGoC&pg=PA227&lpg=PA227&dq=who+said+afrikaans+sounds+like+welsh+with+attitude+and+emphysema&source=bl&ots=6_9sa8LLe_&sig=ACfU3U2B9IABAB7bo4pxOmmCqMB1w776bg&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjN85bfssvuAhWJTcAKHQfmDSAQ6AEwAnoECAQQAg#v=onepage&q=who%20said%20afrikaans%20sounds%20like%20welsh%20with%20attitude%20and%20emphysema&f=false

[Captain2]

That's wot I said Danny. ;0))

[dannyk13]

Soz Capt :-)

[THECORBYLOON]

The book in DANNY's link is when I found me the "horror" quote.

[THECORBYLOON]

"I found me" makes me sound like a local yokel...
I found the eye.

[THECORBYLOON]

"eye"? etc even...Must be something in the water.

[vonjon]

thank you captain2, i just keep getting authour unknown on question 1.
thank you thecorbyloon