New Meanings For Old Words

[Patsy33]

Acupuncture, a jab well done.
Inkwell . An accomplished tattooist.
Lobster . Someone who throws poorly.
Your turn..

[bookbinder]

Cricketer: a breeder of insects.

[tiggerblue10]

Manicure...................!

[Mozz71]

Cola: what a dyslexic puts on a fire.
Chicken dippers: fowls enjoying a paddle down the beach.

[Mamyalynne]

Barbecue - A row of plastic dolls waiting for a bus.

[zebo]

Creche, a prang in a posh area, one of the oldest new words around!

[sanmac]

Or a bunch of people lined up for a haircut.

[Patsy33]

Octopus, . A cat with eight legs.
Thesaurus. A dinasaur that studies words..

[Mamyalynne]

Compass - "Get round me you fool, you could get a bus through there!"

[bookbinder]

Highway: a mountain path.

[Patsy33]

Pencilvania-
Get drawn into a State..
(Ok, you can change the spelling to fit the definition :-) )

[bookbinder]

Champagne: a simulated ache.

[Mozz71]

Blu-Ray: A depressed flatfish.
Banjo: A movement to outlaw the shortening of the name Joanna.

[THECORBYLOON]

Bigamist: Italian fog

[Patsy33]

Gorgeous- We want stuffing..

[choux]

Hearse: A car that isn't his.

[Mozz71]

Maximum: An overweight female parent.
Crossword: Something that gets replaced by *** on AnswerBank.

[douglas9401]

Fantastic: Orange glue

[Patsy33]

Thinking - A slim Monarch...

[douglas9401]

Tuber: A Yorkshire taxi

[The Builder]

Climate change denier.

The thickness of womens' hosiery needed to cope with an English winter.