Accountants

[Sqad]

To all accountants everywhere i dedicate this post.
As my days are numbered, which doesn't bother me, this afternoon I decided to get my affairs in order......just in case, you understand and I spent some 3 bloody boring hours, with gross, monthly, tax, interest rates to make life after sqad as easy as possible.
It was taxing, boring, exasperating and utterly exhausting , which made me think.
Give a thought to accountants who do this morning, afternoon, day in day out, year in, year out...............I admire them.
What is it like for the wife, married to such a special person?
Accountants.......take a bow......you deserve such accolade.

[david small]

I think that doctors of quality, especially specialists deserve accolade as well. I stress of exceptional quality.

[ummmm]

I'm a book-keeper. That's tedious enough!

Anyway, you ain't leaving us.

[bednobs]

some accountants have husbands ya know - they let women do that now too so i hear

[pastafreak]

Now you know why folks leave it all to be settled by someone else...
Don't be in a rush to leave us please.

[The Builder]

Dear Sqad...
I work with another chap, but when people ask, I always say there are three of us...... me, 'im, and the accountant.

I've never bought or sold a property without first consulting her.
She'll say "oh, but it's your business. You can do what you like."
"Oh no" I say. "I'm not doing anything without your financial say-so."

;o)

[gingejbee]

Presumably all accountants are male and heterosexual...?

[tamborine]

Awww sweet, its being needed that keeps us breathing & living. We need you sqad and will not let go of you - keep breathing x

[Sqad]

OMG.......did I give the impression that I was referring to male accountants only?
Please.......oh! please, forgive me.

[davebro]

There's probably one job worse - being a tax inspector. You have to look in minute detail at the guff that accountants produce & pick all the holes in it!

[Everhelpful]

What the hell has gender got to do with it.!! No doubt we'll get the Race Card shortly.!!

[Prudie]

I don't actually agree, most accountants like finance staff love what they do as it comes naturally to them. Excel is their porn ;-)

[anneasquith]

Good job sqad, done and dusted. Put the kettle on .

[royfromaus]

Put the kettle on?

He's got a wife, hasn't he?

[DTCwordfan]

Never mind being a wife, husband or whatever of an accountant, an accountant doesn't even have to have a professional qualification in accountancy which I find absolutely staggeringly stupid.

[Theland]

Spare a thought for the Window Dressers!

[DTCwordfan]

Theland - bet Squad's accountant doesn't look like any of these 'window dressers' but hopefully it keeps him alive! https://www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/fashion/style/g35751056/bridal-lingerie/

[237SJ]

I know a couple of accountants and the are coining it so I doubt that they care that there job is boring.

[237SJ]

*their*

[Peter Pedant]

our days are numbered as in the bible -

A person's days are determined; you have decreed the number of his months and have set limits he cannot exceed. Job 14 5

or a red card? - I am sorry if that is the case

You should also make a will - the two or three are connected
death taxes and wills - and good luck

[jno]

“Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?”

- Woody Allen