A Few One-Liners To Groan At.

Canary42 | 06:02 Tue 24th Aug 2021 | Jokes

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I was chopping vegetables with the grim reaper last night. I really was dicing with death!

Adam & Eve; the first people to not bother reading the Apple terms & conditions.

I asked a butcher if he had any cheap venison. He said "No - all my venison is deer"

I then asked the butcher if he had any tripe. He gave me a box set of 'Love Island'.

I have a book on the paranormal on my coffee table, I didn't buy it, it just appeared there.

If you've seen one shopping centre you've seen a mall.

I took my wife to an orchard for her birthday. After a pause, she said, "This is not the kind of Apple watch I was meaning".

Lock Downs

Unmarried

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