Would You Want This In Your Back Garden?
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SH1T HOT - 99% sh1t - 1% hot
Keep Britan tidy - Throw your rubbish in Wales
Dont like my driving? Call 0800 - EAT - SH!T
Forget the dog - Beware of the wife
Diarrhea is inherited - It runs in you jeans
My other car is sh1t too
IF its too loud - Your too old
And my favorite - Watch out for the idiot behind me!
I confess I'm a Google fanatic and I found a few of my favourites online.
Pick one!
How am I driving? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS
I'm not an alcholic
Alcoholics go to meetings
I am a drunk
NO FAT CHICKS!
Dont laugh at my ride, your daughter may be in it!
Horn broke watch for finger
I'm not pshycotic, I cant read your mind.
Keep staring I might do a trick.
Chicks dig my ride.
I found Jesus... he was behind the coach the whole time.
I didn't sell my soal to satan...... but we did work out a rent to own deal.
Dyslexic satan worshipers think they're worshipping Santa.
I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister.
Everyone has the right to be stupid but you abuse the privlige.
I smile because I have no Idea whats going on.
Guys: just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
STOP FOLLOWING ME, I don't know where I'm going
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I have to say though, I prefer Graffiti!
My favourite was written on a condom machine in a gents toilet and read... "Buy me and stop one!"