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'Tis the season to be jolly.......!!
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Come on then! Let's hear your naffest Christmas cracker jokes! Here's 2 I read today: Where do sheep go to get their wool cut? To the baa baas!!!! What's big, hairy and flies? King Kongcorde!!!! Can you do better (or should that be worse?)?!
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What comes round once a year, hugely increases the suicide rate, turns kids into uncontrollable bratty monsters, destroys families with gigantic credit card bills and social pressure, and basically ruins the last part of the year????? Answers on a sealed to envelope to Mr. S. Claus telling him to stay at home this year!
What, no more jokes? Here's one. It's 2:45pm on a Saturday in the home changing room at Old Trafford. Roy Keane approaches Sir Alex and says "Gaffer, i'm not playing unless i get a cortisone injection." David Beckham stands up and says "Hold on, if he's getting a new car then so am i!" - (i'll get me coat)
You've rumbled me flirty41- that wasn't out of a cracker, it was out of an email somebody sent me! You see, the problem is it's not actually Christmas day yet - so i haven't pulled any crackers to be able to read the jokes! (i suppose i could try dismantling them carefully, memorising the jokes and then reassembling them again) I've got another David Beckham one actually, but it's a bit longer than the last one and would hog too much space!
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OK Cactus! Save up all your cracker jokes and post them after Christmas - we might all need cheering up once the festivities are over! (I think I've just got your Buddha one, by the way!!! Deep!!) Good old TW saves the day with his corny one-liners! (Merry Christmas to you too! xx) And to everyone else!!