'There is water all over my floor', 'Can I have a glass of water please mummy, please', ' turn the water back on, I have repaired the nozzle on the end of the hose', 'I went ot South Eastern Brazil for three weeks, leaving my friend in charge of the feeding my cat, but I forgot to ask her to water my small rubber plant if the soil got too dry.' These are the main ones, but I have more...