old mum sayings....

[Andy2306]

Dnt know bout u guys... but my parents said some weird stuff when i where younger, and i never used to get the joke/pun at the time...... such as

'Dnt come running to me when you break your legs'
'as useful as a chocolate firegaurd'
any other 1s that your parents used to say?

[saxy_jag]

If my mother were alive, she'd turn in her grave.

[geo0939]

I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!

[elpea]

I'll take my hand off your backside if you don't behave yourself.
Do you think my head buttons/zips up the back?

[naz_nomad]

''I'll give you something to cry for'', when I clearly already had a reason for crying.

[Jay_Jay]

"You're not so green as you're cabbage-looking". (One from my late grandmother)

[rogerr]

I'll have your guts for garters!

[naz_nomad]

''You'll be for the high-jump'' ... what was that all about?

[Quizmonkey]

Amazing how many times you hear "I've only got two pairs of hands!"...

[saxy_jag]

"I'll knock you into the middle of next week!" (To which most kids would mutter under their breath, "Well I'll have more fun than I'm having in this one").

[Alibobs]

I'll go to the foot of our stairs

[Andy2306]

Dont look at me in that tone of voice young man!

[swansgal]

I'll smack your ass and make your nose bleed

[THECORBYLOON]

Spoken about someone spending a lot of money "He's spending money like a man wi no arms..." Eh?

[orlieborlie]

My mother's favourite - after belly laughing
"Lord leave us our laugh" - we considered putting on her headstone!!

[Jay_Jay]

"You just wait until your father gets home!"

[littlechick]

'You don't know you're born'....er, durrr.....

[smiffy65]

come over ere whilst I give you a clout!!!!!!

do you know who your talking to!!! ( yeah me mam)