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one liners
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hi all like to hear your fav one line put downs.
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.When s/one is struggling with s/thing i say 'dya need a grown-up to help?' (but they ask if i know one!!)
Also when colleagues talk about their new clothes n how much they cost, i say 'Ya cuda got a new one for that price....'
Another of my faves is 'You're depriving some village of an idiot!' -
'If 2 people are talking and one em looks bored - you're the other one!!!!!!'
'it's s/times difficult to believe out of 1 million sperm, you were the one that got to the egg!'
I cud go on n on n on ........but i wont!! Lol
Also when colleagues talk about their new clothes n how much they cost, i say 'Ya cuda got a new one for that price....'
Another of my faves is 'You're depriving some village of an idiot!' -
'If 2 people are talking and one em looks bored - you're the other one!!!!!!'
'it's s/times difficult to believe out of 1 million sperm, you were the one that got to the egg!'
I cud go on n on n on ........but i wont!! Lol
True story. Many years ago I came home on the tube on Valentines Day, and to cut a very long story short, I thought the girl sitting opposite me all the way was perfect, but being a shy teenager...
Anyway, just before my stop, I took the chance when she accidentally kicked my leg. She said sorry and took it as the chance to try. "That's OK" I said "do you know, If I'd have known you were going to be on the train tonight (Valentines, remember) I'd have bought a bunch of flowers and a box of chocolates"
Quick as a flash she hit back with "well if I'd have known you were going to be on it, I'd have f***ing walked!"
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Anyway, just before my stop, I took the chance when she accidentally kicked my leg. She said sorry and took it as the chance to try. "That's OK" I said "do you know, If I'd have known you were going to be on the train tonight (Valentines, remember) I'd have bought a bunch of flowers and a box of chocolates"
Quick as a flash she hit back with "well if I'd have known you were going to be on it, I'd have f***ing walked!"
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.