any??

[bananasquash]

does anyone av n e nce sayongs lke: if u wer a cookie id eat you. etc. plaes?

[Thunderbird+]

Okay, how about this one- If you went to a fancy dress party as a chicken, I'd go as sage & onion.

[Warhorse]

Hers 1 I have heard,
If you were a Strawberry you wouldnt need sugar sprinkled on you your sweet enough

[Peter Pedant]

the shrtr the bttr.....?

[saxy_jag]

Very upright chap I used to know once got very drunk and gatecrashed his neighbour's New Year's Eve party. Dancing with one woman, he told her, "I wish you were a door, 'cause then I could bang you all night".

He went round to apologise to the lady the following morning, only to find out that she was the neighbour's mother-in-law.

[pink85]

if i could rearrange the alphabet id put U and I together