Punchlines

[Travelcard]

What's your favourite punchline to a joke? I'll start it of with 'No, I'm Tessa Sanderson'

[quattro]

Why do you ask 'Two dogs f******'?

[Mortartube]

If you help me find my truck, We'll drive out

[pezza.......]

Diving header from four yards!

[robber1]

...and they changed their name to New Labour!

[FTVS]

"What, Dobbin?"

[gilf]

"He's going to do it in Three" or "You've got them in the window". The 2 greatest jokes of all time.

[RCP]

They put his left leg in - and that's when the trouble started.

[Ewood27]

"They've all got it in for me."

[banana]

So the barman gave her one.

[Toglet]

"Pretentious, moi?"

[Spongebob]

....sorry I can't help it, my mates collecting pineapples.

[Elle]

Four good leads!

[TEAK36]

"It looked so good, I ate it myself"

[Kerplunk]

I aren't allowed in there!!!

[roperda]

'you not nissan main dealer' or 'rummaging'

[andjac]

dawn french!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[skelly]

"No, because he's heavy"

[skelly]

"he's a cyclepath"

[mindbullets]

...he sold his soul to santa.