what did thought do???

[katyb306]

Does anyone know what thought did cos i certainly don't!!

[jimmysipples]

buried a feather and thought it would grow a chicken

[Muffet]

There's one version that thought didn't do anything.
e.g. 'I didn't know you were going out this evening'
' Oh. I thought I told you.'
'Well, you know what thought did.'

[geo0939]

Like jimmysipples, I was always told that thought planted a feather and thought it would grow a hen.

[valerieb1254]

The one we've always said is,
You know what thought did
Peed in bed and thought he was sweating.

[Jules001]

I was always told that thought thought his bum was hanging out of bed so got out to push it back in again!

[Thunderbird+]

An old catch phrase- "Dont think about it Malcolm, it'l make your brain hurt!

[eddiebun]

My old mum in the 60s when I was a kid used to say - You know what thought did - Followed a muck-cart and thought it was a wedding

[CheekyChops]

I've heard the same version as eddiebun.

[rosojoly]

followed a muck cart and thought it was a wedding

[curlyperm]

followed a muck cart and thought it was a wedding..............................No he didnt - he only thought he did : )

[Springdouble]

Thought he'd farted when he'd s**t himself.

[Peter Pedant]

thought thought a muck cart was a wedding train and then it dumped on him !

sort of combines both threads

[redcrx]

thought he'd got a paper-round and when he looked it was a toilet roll

[story_teller]

i heard the same as spring!!

[weavero]

My mother in law once said 'Thought thought he'd sh*t himself and when he looked he had' and I thought "What?!".

So my old boss once got cross with me for doing something wrong. In my defence I said "...but I thought..." and he interjected "You know what thought did?" to which I answered "thought he'd sh*t himself?". My boss retorted " NO ... F**K ALL". Lovely. Poetically nuanced humour wasn't what he was known for.

[Obfuscate]

Thought thought wrong, however he did attempt to think which is much more than most.

[lazylizy]

Wet the blanket and blamed it on the sheet.

[HippyChick79]

Basically 'thought' came up with its own answer.

[HippyChick79]

Basically, 'thought' assumed its own conclussion/ answer....

[dogsrod]

thought Sugar the bed and blamed the blankets