Ever wondered?

[webbo3]

Why the sub lightens our hair but darkens our skin.
Why cant women put mascara on with their mouth closed
why dont you ever see the headline "psychic wins the lottery"
why is abbreviation such a long word.
why is it that to stop your computer you have to click on start.
why is it that lemon juice it made with artifical flavour and washing up liquid made with real lemons.
why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called the rush hour?
why isnt there mouse flavoured cat food?
when pet food is new and improved tasting....who tests it?
why didnt noah swat those mosquitoes?
why do they sterilise the needle for lethal injections?
why dont sheep shrink when it rains?
why are apartment called apartment when they are stuck togeather.
if flying is so safe why is the airport called the terminal?
if pole come from poland why arnt people from holland called holes?

[THECORBYLOON]

No.

[jno]

me neither.

[nuoyg]

I haven't personally. Although one of those is a fib - I put my mascara on with my mouth closed!

[cointreau]

abbrev

[ImLostAgain]

And why is the title "Dyslexia" (which aint easy to say) given to those with an impaired ability to read?

[Joe_the_Lion]

And why does the word "lisp" contain an "s"??

[leighkaty]

hahaha theyve made me laugh, and ive tried putting mascara on with my mouth shut cant do it but never mind,ill have to practise

[sophie_1003]

hee hee, liked the last one!

[gwynwen]

Re. the mascara question. Opening your mouth relaxes the set of muscles around your eyes,apparently.