Glasgow Asian Support Against Terrorism - Humour

[kgt]

It was down by the inch o' Abbots
Our Johnny walked one day
When he saw a sight that troubled him
Far more that he could say
A fanatic muslim *******
Was doing what he'd planned
And into Glasgow's departure hall
A Cherokee he'd rammed.

A big Glaswegian policeman
Came forward to assist
He thought "a woman driver"
Or at least someone half-******
But to his shock no drunken Jock
Emerged to grasp his hand
But a flamin Arab loony
From Al Qaeda's land

The mad Islamist nut-case
Had set himself on fire
And swung out at the policeman
GBH was his desire
Now that's not right was Johnny's cry
And sallied to the fray
A left hook and a head butt
Required to save the day.

Now listen up Bin Laden
Your sort's not wanted here
For imported English radicals
Us Scotsman will not fear
Our home grown Glasgow Asians
Will have no bloody ruck
So take your worldwide jihad
And get yourself to ****

[Firth]

Brilliant! Is it copyright or can we circulate it?

[kgt]

You can circulate away Firth! The more viewings it gets the better. It helps people realise that the terrorsm is not about Muslims at all it is about arseho!es! Just the same as the IRA did not represent Catholics - they were just as big a bunch of D!ckheads.... We need to start a war of our own against these f@nny's and our British Asian friends can help get these b@stards to ****!!!!

[smeghead81]

fascist *****

[smeghead81]

i meant to say you fascist, chauvinistic c.u.n.t

[kgt]

Thanks - never realised it was that good!

[smeghead81]

you really are a jerk, i take it you lost your precious A.B. friends now 'cos of your wanton need for racist hatred. go and dive into friendly fire, Mr. so-called Capitan ! !

[kgt]

Ahhh Smeghead81 (or should that be d!ckhead?) you really are a sad man. Get a sense of humour or go top yourself. It would be for the best all round if you chose the second option. I am guessing the 81 after your name is your IQ.

[smeghead81]

enjoy your racist life, u f-ucking c.unt hope u die from syphilis in the coming months.. what u can read ? and spell jesus christ its a miracle :-)

[smeghead81]

Well if u had any commonsense u would click 'Report answer' and as for topping myself, ok yes, i have considered it indeed but for now.... yup, i will keep up the persistent abuse and kick u the f--k out of here, Mr. Mussolini

[smeghead81]

kgt is an adopted child who enjoys big relations with negros, an oddfellow and also a spastic. ;-,

[smeghead81]

if my IQ is 81 then that is relatively high.. not only are you a coward and a bigot, you are also a sh!t for having no conscience, that is not thinking about your actions and offending people with your gay poem. What's more, u didn't have to refer to the Arabs as 'b#stards' as that is racist in itself. Hope your **** drops off, you Geordie cockroach

Why are yee gan all quiet like man ?

[kgt]

Apologies Smeghead - I was too busy sh@gging your Mum to get back to you. So you might be lucky - I might have caught some strange disease from her as there was a queue outside the door like an execution. Mind you for �5.00 a shot what do you expect? As for the Geordie quote - geography is obviously another one of your failings! When did Newcastle become part of Scotland? You really are a silly tw@t. Ask your Mum does she want her underwear back. And why would I want to report you for abuse? You are too thick to upset me. I would not want to ruin your fun as you are obviously a bit slow and intellectually challenge. Tell Mummy I was aksing for her and will call round later......