Golfinh II

[Clanad]

Whickerman's post reminds me of the time a young lady was receiving her first lesson from the pro. As he was standing behind her in order to reach around and show her the correct grip and stance, he let go of her hands and started to back away, when it became obvious that the zipper on his fly had somehow engaged the zipper on the back of her golfing slacks.
Well, try as they may they could not get the zippers unstuck, but, fortunately, they were only a few yards from the Pro Shop so they elected to walk, joined together to the Shop. Once there, they reasoned, they could take off the offending garments and change clothes.
All went well shuffling along belly to butt, until... just as they rounded the corner a large black labrador ran out with a large bucket of cold water and threw it on them.....

[heathfield]

Hi Clanad!. I heard the same thing happened when two Volkswagen Beetles collided and one ended up on top of the other! A dog ran out...etc, etc.