'Never trust a man who tucks his shirt into his underpants' - to a daughter/niece etc!! Good advice passed on to me by my father, so I didn't make it up, but it's worth passing on.............
Keep an eye on your knob. Not to be misconstrued as anything but a serious warning to anyone with brass door furniture. Some tealeaf has unscrewed the door knob and made off with it, screws too, leaving hubby to work the spindle with a pair of pliers.